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2006-02-23 22:20:56 UTC
ATTENTION: REGISTERED SEXUAL OFFENDER T. ORTMAN
IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION, THROUGH NUMEROUS EMAILS, THAT THROUGH
YOUR ACTIONS OF THE LAST YEAR; THAT YOU HAVE AUTOMATICALY WON USENET'S
'KOOK OF THE YEAR' AWARD FOR 2005 & ALSO 2006.....EVEN THOUGH IT'S ONLY
FEBUARY!
AS YOU ARE 'A FAN OF TRACI LORDS - FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS'
MODERATOR, YOU HAVE BEEN A FREQUENT NOMINEE........BUT BY YOUR ACTIONS
OF:
#1. BEING ARRESTED & CHARGED WITH 5 COUNTS OF PRODUCING & SELLING CHILD
PORN.
#2. BY BEING INCARCERATED FOR OVER 5 MONTHS IN 2005.....+ YOUR OTHER
TOO NUMEROUS INCARCERATIONS TO COUNT.
#3. BY PLEADING GUILTY TO BEING A CHILD PORNOGRAPHER.
#4. BY BECOMING A REGISTERED SEXUAL OFFENDER - PEDOPHILE STATUS.
#4. BY YOUR CONSTANT SPAMMING OF USENET WITH YOUR COMPLETELY
UNINTELLIGBLE 'AFTL - FAQ'........YOU COULD USE A 'SPELL CHECK' & ALSO
STAY ON YOUR MEDICATION.
#5. BY YOUR CONSTANT SPAMMING OF YOUR FLIM - FLAM BUSINESS VENTURES.
#6. BY YOUR PRESENT HABITATION IN THE THE BASEMENT OF A CONDEMNDED
HOVEL & BEING CONSTANTLY CHARGED, ARRESTED & JAILED FOR YOUR DWELLING
BEING A PUBLIC HEALTH DANGER.
#7. FOR YOU BRINGING NEW WORDS INTO THE LEXICON OF
USENET.......'ORTHOLE' & 'ORTRANT'. WOULD YOU PLEASE SEND US
DEFINITIONS OF THESE WORDS, SO WE CAN POST THEM....WE ARE BAFFLED AS TO
THE MEANINGS.
FOR THESE ACCOMPLISHMENTS, YOU ARE AWARDED USENET'S:
KOOK OF THE YEAR
PIECE OF SHIT OF THE YEAR
SMELLY BUM OF THE YEAR
THANK YOU & WE HOPE YOU ARE AS PROUD TO ACCEPT THESE 3 AWARDS AS WERE
ARE AS PROUD TO AWARD THEM.
BY READING THIS NOTIFICATION, YOU HAVE ACCEPTED THE TERMS AS
PRINTED....FAILURE IS PENALIZED BY A FINE OF $5,000.00 &/OR 10 YEARS IN
THE FEDERAL PRISON SYSTEM.
THANK YOU,
THE MANAGEMENT OF USENET
IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION, THROUGH NUMEROUS EMAILS, THAT THROUGH
YOUR ACTIONS OF THE LAST YEAR; THAT YOU HAVE AUTOMATICALY WON USENET'S
'KOOK OF THE YEAR' AWARD FOR 2005 & ALSO 2006.....EVEN THOUGH IT'S ONLY
FEBUARY!
AS YOU ARE 'A FAN OF TRACI LORDS - FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS'
MODERATOR, YOU HAVE BEEN A FREQUENT NOMINEE........BUT BY YOUR ACTIONS
OF:
#1. BEING ARRESTED & CHARGED WITH 5 COUNTS OF PRODUCING & SELLING CHILD
PORN.
#2. BY BEING INCARCERATED FOR OVER 5 MONTHS IN 2005.....+ YOUR OTHER
TOO NUMEROUS INCARCERATIONS TO COUNT.
#3. BY PLEADING GUILTY TO BEING A CHILD PORNOGRAPHER.
#4. BY BECOMING A REGISTERED SEXUAL OFFENDER - PEDOPHILE STATUS.
#4. BY YOUR CONSTANT SPAMMING OF USENET WITH YOUR COMPLETELY
UNINTELLIGBLE 'AFTL - FAQ'........YOU COULD USE A 'SPELL CHECK' & ALSO
STAY ON YOUR MEDICATION.
#5. BY YOUR CONSTANT SPAMMING OF YOUR FLIM - FLAM BUSINESS VENTURES.
#6. BY YOUR PRESENT HABITATION IN THE THE BASEMENT OF A CONDEMNDED
HOVEL & BEING CONSTANTLY CHARGED, ARRESTED & JAILED FOR YOUR DWELLING
BEING A PUBLIC HEALTH DANGER.
#7. FOR YOU BRINGING NEW WORDS INTO THE LEXICON OF
USENET.......'ORTHOLE' & 'ORTRANT'. WOULD YOU PLEASE SEND US
DEFINITIONS OF THESE WORDS, SO WE CAN POST THEM....WE ARE BAFFLED AS TO
THE MEANINGS.
FOR THESE ACCOMPLISHMENTS, YOU ARE AWARDED USENET'S:
KOOK OF THE YEAR
PIECE OF SHIT OF THE YEAR
SMELLY BUM OF THE YEAR
THANK YOU & WE HOPE YOU ARE AS PROUD TO ACCEPT THESE 3 AWARDS AS WERE
ARE AS PROUD TO AWARD THEM.
BY READING THIS NOTIFICATION, YOU HAVE ACCEPTED THE TERMS AS
PRINTED....FAILURE IS PENALIZED BY A FINE OF $5,000.00 &/OR 10 YEARS IN
THE FEDERAL PRISON SYSTEM.
THANK YOU,
THE MANAGEMENT OF USENET