OFF-Topic but relevant....

[AFTL-FAQ Maintainer]

After having to file another CLAIM with Yahoo! about Glenn Chartrand,
they have agin terminated all his 'groups' he has again started,
because nit is against their Terms Of Use to Libel, Slanmder, Harass,
etc., others in a group.

There is ONLY ONE OFFICIAL Terry Ortman Fan Club.

Anyone else using my NAME, Likeness, or any other ILLEGAL use of my
name on any other site, without my Express Written Permission to do
so, is commiting FELONY Copyright Theft, and they will be reported to
the FBI for prosecution under Titles 501 and 502 of the US Code for
Copyright Infringement.

[SMELLY ARSE ORTMAN]

WHAT ELSE IS NEW, ORTMAN?

YOU'VE BEEN IRRELEVANT ALL YOUR MEDIOCRE LIFE!

[SMELLY ARSE ORTMAN]

AW, ALL THE 'OFFICIAL TERRY ORTMAN FAN CLUBS' ARE SHUT DOWN; JUST WHEN
I'D SAVED UP ALL THAT MONEY TO JOIN THEM. WELL I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO SEND
THE REAL 'TERRY ORTMAN' $30 U.S. TO JOIN HIS 'OFFICIAL TERRY ORTMAN FAN
CLUB'!

AT LEAST NOW I CAN GAZE IN WONDER AT THE PHOTOGRAPH OF 'TERRY ORTMAN' IN
ALL HIS SPLENDOR!

HAS HE ALWAYS LOOKED LIKE 'MISS PIGGY' FROM THE 'MUPPET SHOW'? OR IS
THAT JUST ME?